Some years ago, when visiting Copenhagen, I came upon an exhibition of bizarre street signs. These are supposedly all genuine signs that have been in use in various parts of the world.
It’s always advisable to keep the hand brake on when there are crocodiles about.
At this point a Japanese tourist approached me, looking very worried. “Do we have to take any notice of these signs?” she asked.
I’ve often worried how I’d get parked when the Resurrection came.